I have this beauty advisor that just turned 21 last Thursday and she invited me to go to her party to a place called Baja Lobster-it’s a half resto and half club at night. Their specialties of course are seafood, seafood and seafood indulged in Mexican style. I’m expecting Lobster should be the main course, but that night, nobody told me that Thursday is going to be a special day for “The Ladies” and their main course in the menu, “Three Well Contoured Hot Male Lobsters in Lycra.”
I went home from work that Thursday when the clock strikes 16. I turned my hair to ash. Ate the left-over from last night and hit the shower. It was 19 when my manager phoned me saying my ride is waiting for me at the store. I quickly put my eyes up and do some brush strokes and spray a bit of Stefano. I checked my clock saying I’m late. 20 before 20 when the wheels rolled on 805. There’s a tow-away guy checking us out-not sure if he’s staring at my boss or ahem (clears throat*) but for sure he wants either one of us. He’s running the same speed as we’re running 25 but by the time we’re making our turn, he went to the opposite direction.
As we were at the entrance and the bouncer checked our Identification, you could see the entire room with tons of chairs and tables and three small groups of people, and yes they were all Ladies. I sat down and asked for a very long island iced tea. My boss ordered the famous quesadillas with jalapeno and the so called Seafood. Minutes after minutes I couldn’t see no more chairs and room is getting packed. I could see a lot of Walgreens people; from clerks, to photo, cosmetics, even managers and that include Mario. He came with his male cousin. I know Kit is going to be hysterical if I’m not going to be more descriptive. Okay, his cousin is very Latino I could tell he’s a sort of a hottie but anyway let us go to the main story. The show starts with a game for fellas that know how to shake their booty and do something unique using the pole. The announcer speaks straight Mexican slang and of course no intiendes, no hablo español. Damn I have no idea what their talking about but I’m still laughing and watching them as if I really do understand. The lights went off and Pink started to sing her song. Three Men in Uniform went to the stage. But they’re not the main course though, they’re just an appetizer. When the announcer introduced the first Lobster, I could feel the crowd’s intensity reached the highest level. Everybody’s so excited. Then he called the second the then the third Lobster. They didn’t do their routines over the stage but they do it table by table, customer by customer. Sorry guys but I covered my eyes. I didn’t see the entire show, for real.
After the show, people move their asses up to the dance floor and shake their own booty. One of Mario’s male cousins went too and dude he’s much hottier than the first one. While they’re dancing, I’m busy recording the scene using my beloved camera. Its girl’s gone wild Mexican edition. Damn I wish I was one of them.
I went to my seat to check out the video and photos that I just captured. When I turn my sight to the dance floor, I saw one bouncer talking to Mario. One of my friend’s friend told me he’s trying to take his shirt off. And here comes the other bouncer. I went up and talk to him but he’s drunk and he needs to take a chill pill. They forced him to leave the room. I followed them going all the way out of the club, you know as a friend (smiles*). His two cousins was there too so I went back to my seat and few seconds more, my boss approached me to tell me we’re leaving. I couldn’t believe that they kicked us out of the club. It’s just Mario though but we’re with him so that includes my ass.
I went home from work that Thursday when the clock strikes 16. I turned my hair to ash. Ate the left-over from last night and hit the shower. It was 19 when my manager phoned me saying my ride is waiting for me at the store. I quickly put my eyes up and do some brush strokes and spray a bit of Stefano. I checked my clock saying I’m late. 20 before 20 when the wheels rolled on 805. There’s a tow-away guy checking us out-not sure if he’s staring at my boss or ahem (clears throat*) but for sure he wants either one of us. He’s running the same speed as we’re running 25 but by the time we’re making our turn, he went to the opposite direction.
As we were at the entrance and the bouncer checked our Identification, you could see the entire room with tons of chairs and tables and three small groups of people, and yes they were all Ladies. I sat down and asked for a very long island iced tea. My boss ordered the famous quesadillas with jalapeno and the so called Seafood. Minutes after minutes I couldn’t see no more chairs and room is getting packed. I could see a lot of Walgreens people; from clerks, to photo, cosmetics, even managers and that include Mario. He came with his male cousin. I know Kit is going to be hysterical if I’m not going to be more descriptive. Okay, his cousin is very Latino I could tell he’s a sort of a hottie but anyway let us go to the main story. The show starts with a game for fellas that know how to shake their booty and do something unique using the pole. The announcer speaks straight Mexican slang and of course no intiendes, no hablo español. Damn I have no idea what their talking about but I’m still laughing and watching them as if I really do understand. The lights went off and Pink started to sing her song. Three Men in Uniform went to the stage. But they’re not the main course though, they’re just an appetizer. When the announcer introduced the first Lobster, I could feel the crowd’s intensity reached the highest level. Everybody’s so excited. Then he called the second the then the third Lobster. They didn’t do their routines over the stage but they do it table by table, customer by customer. Sorry guys but I covered my eyes. I didn’t see the entire show, for real.
After the show, people move their asses up to the dance floor and shake their own booty. One of Mario’s male cousins went too and dude he’s much hottier than the first one. While they’re dancing, I’m busy recording the scene using my beloved camera. Its girl’s gone wild Mexican edition. Damn I wish I was one of them.
I went to my seat to check out the video and photos that I just captured. When I turn my sight to the dance floor, I saw one bouncer talking to Mario. One of my friend’s friend told me he’s trying to take his shirt off. And here comes the other bouncer. I went up and talk to him but he’s drunk and he needs to take a chill pill. They forced him to leave the room. I followed them going all the way out of the club, you know as a friend (smiles*). His two cousins was there too so I went back to my seat and few seconds more, my boss approached me to tell me we’re leaving. I couldn’t believe that they kicked us out of the club. It’s just Mario though but we’re with him so that includes my ass.
4 comments:
Too bad you were not able to see the main course! you bet am gonna salivate at the site of it! Gosh! I can't wait to go places with you! Let's conquer Paris next! hahaha.. I'll be waiting for some of the photos! :):) tnx for the link!
mark! i've uploaded the wallpaper on my blog! howe you like it though ... hehehe tnxtnx :)
hey! sorry about being dense for a while. i had been allergic to social situations lately. lus, my pc crashed. you'll know about why on my latest article. shoot.
ei. here's the link.. http://salaswildthoughts.blogspot.com/
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